VIGNORAMUS. [vig-nuh-rey-muhs] A person who believes that knock-off, Vig wanna-be restaurants and bars provide the same Vig experience. Vignoramuses are fooled by cinder blocks and other seemingly “cool” architectural features that are but shells with little to offer inside. These look-alike establishments don’t offer the same quality and consistency of food, or authenticity of experience. Congratulations for recognizing that The Vig is the original. You are most certainly not a vignoramus.
A person who has never done The Vig before, meaning they've never experience The Vig. These people have heard the rumors and the wild stories about The Vig. Some have been warned by their parents not to try The Vig until they're married. Others claim that The Vig leads to immoral behavior, like having fun. The Vig respects their decision and does not want to pressure Vigrins in any way. However, we do encourage curious Vigrins to stop by to sample an appetizer, just to see what all the hoopla is about.
An intense, quasi narcissistic euphoria that develops a few Vigcocktails beyond a light buzz. Vigfaced is similar to Vigitude, only more inappropriate and unstable. Side effects include chest bumping, hitting on people half your age, sideways walking and numb-tongue dialect. If you feel you are Vigfaced, put your cocktail down immediately, hand over your keys and pray that no one posted your Vigfaced Mug on Facebook.
A holier than thou / I love you man personality trait that develops in patrons after a couple of drinks at The Vig. Similar to the rose-colored lenses effect, patrons with Vigitude possess more sass and swagger. The condition is brought on by being constantly surrounded by good-looking people, open patios, music and bocce ball that create that unique, je ne sais quoi Vig hipness factor that compels patrons to live in the moment.